Ebay Score . . . Oh Crap

Oh my Lord. What have I done?

Am I alone in my compulsive behavior on Ebay? I could try to explain this, but I just . . . there are no words. It's three feet tall - what was I thinking?

So, I beg you (in all seriousness); please outbid me on this before it's too late. Your kids will love it (or maybe a niece or nephew).

And if it's already too late by the time you read this, will you please say a little prayer for me? Because I'm going to have some explaining to do.